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The Flat Rap Trap - Christmas Carol Version
By:Ishfaq Mohammed
Date: Saturday, 26 December 2020, 8:19 pm

The flat earth chef’s modus operandi for debating is nothing short of being sensationally cowardly, deceptive, and damn right insulting to any sane person with an average IQ.

The forum is probably fed up with the ramblings of this rather sinister dwindling cult who have long lost this debate as evidence on this forum and beyond so I thought I would provide some light entertainment, a Christmas Carol....well, The Flat Rap Trap. Enjoy.

In our area, we have a local band (ex flat earthers) who in good humour; aimed at the Flat Level Earthers call themselves ‘Globachoves’.

They composed a track titled the ‘The Flat Trap Rap’. I personally would have called it the ‘Flat C…P Rap’ but anyway, the Chorus lyrics sing out:

“Back from the flatness, darkness to greatness, far, and far away from this madness, thank you ‘O’ lord for our miraculous Globe, accept our gratitude and forgive the flat ones, for they do not know, the top from their bottom”. hallelujah! praise the lord! Amen,

In with their festive occasion.

I hope it made you laugh as it did me!

Messages In This Thread

The Flat Rap Trap - Christmas Carol Version
Ishfaq Mohammed -- Saturday, 26 December 2020, 8:19 pm
Re: The Flat Rap Trap - Christmas Carol Version
jawaid ahmed -- Monday, 28 December 2020, 1:07 pm
Re: The Flat Rap Trap - Christmas Carol Version
Ishfaq Mohammed -- Monday, 28 December 2020, 6:11 pm