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A glass of wine
By:Jimmy Jamshaid, TX
Date: Friday, 18 September 2020, 9:39 pm

>>> A glass of wine
>>>
>>> To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine
>>>
>>> and those who don't and are always
>>>
>>> seen with a bottle of water in their hand:

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

>>> In a number of carefully controlled trials,
>>>
>>> scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
>>>
>>> 1 litre of water each day,
>>>
>>> at the end of the year we would have absorbed
>>>
>>> more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
>>>
>>> found in feces.
>>>
>>> In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
>>>
>>> However,
>>>
>>> We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
>>>
>>> (or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
>>>
>>> because alcohol has to go through a purification process
>>>
>>> of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
>>>
>>> Remember:
>>>
>>> Water = Poop,
>>>
>>> Wine = Health
>>>
>>> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
>>>
>>> than to drink water and be full of Shit.
>>>
>>> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
>>>
>>> I'm doing it with humor as a public service