LOL

Thank you for the free comedy!

The demons of Jesus's times must have been very weak :-)

KJV
How many were the demon possessed in a small town?

1:39 And he preached in their synagogues throughout all Galilee, and cast out devils.

5:8 For he (Jesus) said unto him, Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit.

5:9 And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.

5:12 And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.

5:13 And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand;) and were choked in the sea.

Not only do miracles defy reason, they, by stunning the intellect, would serve as coercion in religion.
- The Universal Laws, Dr. Gordon McMillan