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And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !
By:Gurjit Singh, India
Date: Friday, 17 August 2018, 4:49 pm

RETIREMENT
> And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !
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> Question: How many days in a week?
> Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
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> Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
> Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
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> Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
> Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
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> Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
> Answer; There is not enough time to get everything done.
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> Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
> Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
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> Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
> Answer: Tied shoes.
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> Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
> Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
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> Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
> Answer: Nuts!
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> Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
> Answer: They know as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
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> Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
> Answer: Normal.
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> Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
> Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
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> Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
> Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
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> Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
> Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
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> QUESTION: What do you do all week?
> Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING........ Saturday & Sunday, I rest.