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Aphorisms for your life
By:Gurjit Singh, India
Date: Saturday, 3 March 2018, 4:46 pm

Aphorisms for your life
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> ("aphorism: A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth")
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> 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts
> tomorrow.
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> 2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
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> 3. If you don't have a sense of humor you probably don't have any sense at all.
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> 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
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> 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
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> 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
> dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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> 7 Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
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> 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
> else looks?
> 9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
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> 10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
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> 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
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> 12 There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4a.m - for example,it could be the right number.
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> 13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
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> 14. I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.

> 15. Be careful about reading the fine print - there's no way you're
> going to like it.
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> 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
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> 17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
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> 18. Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Ford.
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> 19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're
> probably dead.
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> 20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind and the ones that mind don't matter.
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> 21. Life isn't tied with a bow but it's still a gift.