*Laughter Therapy* 😂😁😜🤣
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents
like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"????
Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! 😀😜
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse??
If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.
Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my wife!”
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.”
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately.
Bravos to all wifeys in the world! ✌✌✌✌
I changed my car horn to sounds of gunshot. People move out of the way much faster now!
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I decided to rename the bathroom to gym. I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning.
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
I don't have grey hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.
The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".
I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my spouse took it!
Of course I talk to myself.. as sometimes I need expert advice..