When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day so had to rush.......
An angel came by and asked." Why spend so much time on her?"
The Lord answered. "Have you seen all the imperfections I am trying to eliminate; still cannot get her right?"
●She must function on all kinds hysterical levels.
●She must be able to embrace several handbags at the same time.
●Have a hug that can carry any shopping from a sack of potatoes to a pizza ●She must do all this with only two hands.
●She cures herself when pretending to be sick and can work 18 hours a week.
THE ANGEL was impressed" Just two hands.....impossible!
And this is the standard model?"
The Angel came closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft on the outside and hard hearted on the inside,Lord".
"She is soft", said the Lord, quickly to avoid antagonising the woman.
"But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what man she can overcome"
"Can she think?" The Angel asked...
The Lord answered. "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate any man into the ground".
The Angel touched her cheeks....
"Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her".
"She is not leaking...it is crocodile tears". The Lord corrected the Angel …
"What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... .
The Lord said. "Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride when she wants something from man."...
This made a big impression on the Angel, "Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything to punish the man for his not obeying you.
A woman is indeed marvellous means to make man suffer"
Lord said ."Indeed she is.
� She has strength that amazes a man, so making him look weak
� She can handle trouble after making trouble and carry heavy burdens,
� She holds happiness, love and opinions on every soap.
� She smiles when she feels like screaming, and screams when she cannot get her way.
� She sings when she feels like crying though is tone deaf, cries when happy and laughs when afraid just to confused the hell out of her man.
� She fights for what she believes in whatever no matter how trivial and what the poor man has done.
� Her love is unconditional, except for that diamond ring, posh car, perfume, or large home.
� Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life as she knows there will be someone else she can put in the grave prematurely."
The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?
The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback.
"She often forgets what she is worth but does not let man forget it".
Send it to all the women you respect if you can find one....
And to all men who respect women, as they have to or else.
Being a woman is priceless, they will cost you the earth and still want more.