Dear Brother, I am getting there slowly because of my own commitments. You would agree with me that Quran was revealed to prophet over about 23 years? Salat was also introduced gradually.
You wrote: "Load of rubbish. Quran was revealed to bring permanent truths forever so Allah said do 2 prayers a day and then changed it to 5! Like He said do 50 a day then went down to 5?"
You would see yourself IA when I get there that it began as a single salat and gradually became 5. 50 is your concoction brought about through your favorite Bukhari.
Until I get there, have a good time, and fear God before mocking the verses of God in ignorance.