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A Little girl on the plane
By:Muhammad Rafi Karachi
Date: Thursday, 17 May 2012, 6:27 am

A Little girl on the plane.........

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'I am the Defence Secretary. So, how about Defence strategy?' and he smiles.

OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is so?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss Defence strategy when you don't know about shit?

Messages In This Thread

A Little girl on the plane
Muhammad Rafi Karachi -- Thursday, 17 May 2012, 6:27 am
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Mehnaz ,Islamabad -- Thursday, 17 May 2012, 1:04 pm
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Mohammad Yameen,india -- Friday, 18 May 2012, 4:03 am
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shamsul Arifeen Alvi / Location -- Friday, 18 May 2012, 5:22 am
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Dr. Behroz Batliwalla, NY -- Friday, 18 May 2012, 8:32 am