[Life is a venereal disease with one hundred percent mortality :-)]
To Mr. Shravan,
Oh, Sir! You missed the point and the humor in it.
Venereal, because life begins with sexual contact between a man and a woman.
If you still do not understand, you bring shame to India.
You said: "Mortality is sure in any disease."
Shabbir: WHAT! Think again. Not every disease is mortal. Where are you cruising, dear Sir!
You killed the fun, anyway.
VENEREAL = Of or relating to sexual pleasure or indulgence = Resulting from or contracted during sexual intercourse.