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The Funny Bible
By:*Dr Shabbir
Date: Saturday, 5 June 2010, 2:16 pm

Judas Iscariot, the betrayer of Jesus, "hanged himself". Oh no! Sorry, he "fell headlong".
Can you find a single contradiction in the Qur'an?

And he [Judas Iscariot] cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself. [MATHEW 27:5]

Now this man [Judas Iscariot] purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out. [BOOK OF ACTS 1:18]

[He burst asunder in mid-air! - while he was committing suicide by falling headlong on the ground!]

A FAIRY TALE PHENOMENON out of hundreds:[THE BOOK OF DANIELS]
4:31 While the word was in the king's mouth, there fell a voice from heaven, saying, O king Nebuchadnezzar, ----; The kingdom is departed from thee.

4:33 The same hour was the thing fulfilled upon Nebuchadnezzar: and he was driven from men, and did eat grass as oxen, ----, till his hairs were grown like eagles' feathers, and his nails like birds' claws.

ANOTHER FAIRY TALE from Daniels:
5:5 In the same hour came forth fingers of a man's hand, and wrote over against the candlestick upon the plaister of the wall of the king's palace: ----.

MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN
5:25 And this is the writing that was written, MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN.