Someone has reminded me, so I am reminding those of you who are over 50!
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading Toward 70!
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
In a hostage situation,
you are likely to be
No one expects you to run anywhere.
People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?'
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
There is nothing left
to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now
won't wear out..
You can eat supper at 4 PM..
You can live without sex but not your glasses..
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You quit trying to hold
your stomach in, no
matter who walks into the room.
You sing along with elevator music.
Your eyes won't get
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
Your joints are more
accurate meteorologists than the weather service.
Your secrets are safe
with your friends
because they can't
remember them either..
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
a manageable size.
You can't remember
who sent you this list..