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Phone call to hell
By:Zahid Mashhood
Date: Thursday, 31 December 2009, 10:21 pm

Benazir Bhutto, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin
all die and go to Hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and inquire what
the phone is for.

The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he finished the Devil informs him that the
bill is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for
30 minutes. When she finished the Devil informs
her that bill is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth
writes him a check.

Finally Benazir gets her turn and talks for 4 hours.
When she finished the Devil informed her that
there would be no charge for the call and that she
could feel free to call Pakistan anytime.

Hearing this, Putin gets very angry and asks the Devil why Benazir got a free call to Pakistan .

The Devil replied,

"Since Zardari became President of Pakistan , the country
has gone to Hell and as such it was a local call".