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DO PAKISTANIS DESERVE TALIBAN RULE?
By:Dr. Shabbir
Date: Friday, 29 May 2009, 7:44 am

DO PAKISTANIS DESERVE TALIBAN RULE? The Silent Majority Does.
Notice the growing number of beards in the country.
See Pakistan gradually becoming the land of “Invisible Women”.
If you cannot see an epidemic of Beards, Burqas, Hijab and Niqab, please get your eyes examined.
And, please, do not forget to see ritualism on the rise by the day.
Almost all Pakistanis who listen to the stupid Friday Sermons, do so with their heads down in quiet submission to the “Imamist” silliness hurled at them. No one stands up in protest.
A well-known, elderly scholar of the Quran, with 50 years of experience in Quran propagation, states that, thanks to these sermons, there is a Mullah hidden inside many Pakistanis. The litmus test proving the truth of this statement is intolerance. They consider themselves the ‘rightful’ masters of religion. Try disagreeing with anyone and see for yourself.
Two “religious” political parties are even criticizing the military action by the gallant soldiers trying to quell the reign of terror wrought by the despicable terrorists.
Quite a few Mullahs are hesitating to denounce suicide-bombings and massive random explosions. “We should look at the causes”, they say. What? Look for reasons why the beasts cut throats and lynch dead bodies after exhuming them?!
IF YOU ARE happy to be among the silent majority, get ready for the fateful days ahead:
Lengthen your beards, uncover your ankles and don religious caps or turbans.
Follow their barbaric Shari’ah or lose your head for being an apostate.
Help Taliban burn schools.
Give them a young recruit from the household, or else.
Give at least one girl from the household to the Taliban beasts in wedlock.
Let them loot your homes at gunpoint, or better, with a smile.
Tell the ladies at home to cook daily meals for at least five of these animals.
Make sure no woman steps out of the home.
If they have to step out, women must walk under tents i.e. burqas.
Let men and women be prepared for getting flogged for any perceived “moral offense”.
Pay the Taliban a monthly ‘Bhatta’ (Hooligan tax) of Rs. 10,000 to 40,000 per month.
Give them leads for a good candidate for kidnap and ransom.
If you are a non-Muslim, pay them up to Rs 50,000 per month as poll tax.
Run to the Masjid five times a day. They are watching you from their hide-outs instead of joining the congregations.
You are done if you happen to be a musician, actor, singer, painter, artist or even a sportsman wearing half pants.
Stop listening to music and burn all audio video shops.
Trash any TV in your home.

PLEASE KNOW THAT THE SILENT, PEACEFUL MAJORITY EASILY BECOMES IRRELEVANT AND ENSLAVED.

Therefore, for God’s sake:
Speak up.
Stand up for your rights.
Guard your freedom.
Reject and neutralize the spurious clergy, those who speak with their tongue in the cheek.
Report the terrorists or any suspicious activity to the local authorities.
Formulate neighborhood watch groups to thwart and capture these criminals.
Support your gallant law enforcement personnel.
Support the brave Pak Army in every possible way.
Keep reminding yourselves and everyone that the unfortunate crisis of the Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) has been inflicted by the oppressive beasts and not by the benevolent saviors who are sacrificing their lives to protect fellow citizens. Help the IDPs most generously. They are our families.
WHY IS THE SILENT, PEACEFUL MAJORITY IRRELEVANT? (Contd)

Messages In This Thread

DO PAKISTANIS DESERVE TALIBAN RULE?
Dr. Shabbir -- Friday, 29 May 2009, 7:44 am
Re: DO PAKISTANIS DESERVE TALIBAN RULE?
Muhammad Rafi -- Saturday, 30 May 2009, 4:52 am
Re: DO PAKISTANIS DESERVE TALIBAN RULE?
Sidqi -- Saturday, 30 May 2009, 6:38 am
Re: DO PAKISTANIS DESERVE TALIBAN RULE? II
Dr. Shabbir -- Sunday, 31 May 2009, 4:10 pm